Tuesday, October 10, 2006 |

What if?


It was late at night and I was sitting at a 24 hour restaurant talking with a buddy. He asks me, ”What would you do if you could hear with your hands?” I replied,”What would YOU do if you could taste with your feet?” To which he replied,”Dude, I’d stop peeing in the shower for sure!”

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NAME: Brian Matthews

SHOE SIZE: 11 1/2

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