Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Pharmaceutical names that should have been
As I watch TV, pharmaceutical ads pitch drugs like Advair, Abilify, and Zocor. These names mean nothing to me. Where is the truth in advertising?
With the growing popularity of drugs like Viagra and Cialis, I would like to suggest other names that these E.D. treatments should be named:
-Antilimpator
-Stiffamine
-Strokasac
-Chubacillin
-Manadryl
-Hardagro
-Bonetassium
OK, big drug companies, there’s a start. No go ahead and run with it.
Brian "Looking forward to seeing an ad for ‘Erectenol’” Matthews
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Monday, November 10, 2008
I firmly believe that snow is like the universes athlete's foot powder. Just like you sprinkle the white powder on your tootsies to help with the itch, I think the universe sprinkles a little snow to help with the itch as well.
It stops all that "Outdoor" activity, it makes all that movement not itch so much by placing a small layer of ice between the pests and the Earth.
For some "pests", they actually relocate because they can't stand the powder. So, universe--I'm looking at you--I'm not going anywhere.
Brian "Snowball” Matthews
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