Once upon a time, family and friends would find themselves adorning the pages of this blog. Sometimes in some not so attractive ways---you know who you are and you are still a tool. So in favor of everyone's feelings, I began a lengthy course of not mentioning ANYONE I knew or was related to as to not hurt their feelings.

Well, no longer. It's just too interesting NOT to include them. Their mannerisms, their attitudes, their inability to see that they are always wrong and I am never right.

So family and friends, this is fair warning. If you say something stupid or get caught doing stupid things….I'm busting you here…..for the amusement of everyone else.

You have been warned.

Brian "the Enforcer" Matthews