Yesterday while visiting with my brother Paul, his son proclaims "I'm not a toddler anymore". Jon is 8 years old and obviously not a toddler. I then ask, "So what are you?" expecting to hear "I'm a big kid!" Jon, being the creative genius that he is, says, "I'm sort of a big kid, but I'm more of a medium kid."

Genius. Pure genius!

Brian "Big Dumpy kid" Matthews