Friday, March 27, 2009

Birthday Party with touches of Scooby

Last night, my beautiful wife and I hold a birthday party for Annabelle, who is turning 6. The house was full of 5-6 year olds hopped up on Hawaiian Punch and birthday cake. All was going well. Bingo was a hit, freeze dance was a favorite, but then enters Scooby. Scooby is our 12 year old dog, who loves kids and has chronic gas. Scooby did “share” with the kids, his regionally famous gas. Unfortunately, it was quote strong and with all the cake and ice cream, on of the little girls threw up. Afterwards, we asked her what happened and she said, “The dog fart was so gross, I had to puke”. I would like to give Scooby my eternal respect. It takes a true flatulence craftsman to bring about a violent reaction such as this. Well, done, my friend. Well done.

Brian "All Hail Scooby" Matthews

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Monday, March 9, 2009

We need to talk.

We need to have a talk.

1. The point is not “mute”
2. It’s doubtful they are setting a dangerous “president”.
3. You are not “adapt” at playing softball.
4. You are not the sole living “Hair”.
5. What you get paid at your job is not your “Celery”.
6. I am not a “gluten” for punishment.
7. You are not “waving” your rights.

Thank you for letting me get that off my chest!

Brian "Pleasant Pheasant” Matthews

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