ABOUT

I live in Mandan, ND

I don't like to think of myself as just a size 11 1/2 Red Converse All-star high top. Sometimes I try to think of myself as NOT a blue Keds Size 6.

I have a PEZ collection nearing 500 dispensers (almost all of which have been given to me).

When I close my eyes and rub them hard, all I see are red and white peppermint candies.

I have an irrational fear of baloons.

I can spin my tongue a full 360 degrees.

Most people don't have a clue what I'm talking about most of the time.

My dream Job would to be a panelist on VH1's "Best Week Ever" or "I Love the (insert decade).

I am a pop culture junkie.

I once pursued a tattoo of a barcode on the back of my neck, but couldn't find anyone willing to do it.

I'm not afraid of the water...I'm afraid of the creepy crawly things that live there. I've seen enough Sci-Fi movies to know, one wrong step, and it's "Attack of the Killer Flounder"

If left to my own devices, I will eat the same food every day and not get sick of it.

I'm afraid of needles....except tattoo needles. They seem friendlier.

I still can't take liquid medicine.

I like the smell of leather and coffee, but I can't drink either.

I always thought Mummenschanz was cool....and the invention of the Post-it could have revolutionized their act!

I have an autographed photo of Bob Eubanks in my cubicle.